Random thoughts on Who and TW

[tencrush]

• Yeah. So... Almost Perfect. The Torchwood novel. Seriously. Gender swap. I can't make longer sentences than this. Gender swap, seriously. Dudes. Honestly, gender swap? NO. I cannot even begin to explain on how many levels that's just a really, really bad idea. Why don't we just give the big gay show over ENTIRELY to 16-year-old fanfic writers, yeah? Because I'd be willing to bet that despite the hilarious premise, nobody gets FUCKED IN THE ASS in this book, and at least if we handed over to the ficcers, we'd have a guarantee that the novels would be full of FUCKING FILTH. Maybe not always filth of the highest calibre or believability, but pornography nonetheless. All the books would be about Jack and Ianto (the Time Lord) and would contain gratuitous rimming and hilariously bad things happening to Gwen. Actually, now that I start to think about it, all of that might not actually be that bad an idea. Forget I spoke. Fucking gender swap. Honestly, man. Kill me now.



• Beckett LOVES The Doctor's Daughter and I think he fancies Jenny a bit. But then he asks me yesterday "Why did the guy from THE BOX SHOW shooted the daughter?" and it took me ages to work out what he was talking about. The box show is, of course, Deal or No Deal, and Beckett thinks Jenny was shot by Noel Edmonds.



• And while I'm on The Doctor's Daughter, between Owen's 27-ness, the Doctor's refusal to take Mr. Copper along in VotD, 5 BILLION OTHER THINGS, and now the Doctor's DOWNRIGHT MOCKING of Donna's feminine wiles, Rusty's BLATANT AGEISM is starting to get RIGHT ON MY TITS. My thirtysomething, slightly deflated tits.


• Oh yeah, and Gareth? DON'T say in interviews that you can't afford a PA unless you want EVEN MORE letters than you're already getting from lots of lovely ladies offering you their services for free. With a blowjob thrown in. Honestly. Silly boy.

I use the icon because I haven't mentioned Gareth's COCK in at least a week. I'm going into withdrawal.

That is all.

Comments

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Or an Owen-Ianto switch. Which would prove a bit... exhilarating for poor Owen. :-p

[louiex.livejournal.com]

That would only be utterly hysterical to the point of pain if two things happened:

1-Jack was unawares and wanting some private coffee time

2-Owen was very slow on the uptake/not used to Jack's mastery of stripping clothes off in a short period of time

:D

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

It is as though you have read my mind. :-D

And of course as we know from fanon, Ianto likes it rough, so Jack would be prepared for a struggle.

Oh yes, I already love this. It's eeeevil.

[louiex.livejournal.com]

And see that would be great to read but even better to watch! GDL channeling Burn's surly and unhappy Owen while not used to Ianto's lanky body.

Its evil, funny, and there'd be lots of walking into things :D

[nightspring.livejournal.com]

Would love to see GDL and Burn play each other -- bet they'd pull it off fantastically, too.

Also, I seem to recall having read a fic within the past month where Owen and Ianto does body-switch, and for some reason, I think because they are embarassed they've gotten themselves into that fix, they try to get by without letting anyone else know. And Jack catches on pretty early, but he plays along with them for a while, letting them get themselves into all kinds of knots trying to pretend to be each other. It was quite funny...

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

I think I read that story, I thought it was funny. I prefer my body!swap stories where it deals with what it feels like to be in the other persons body.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'Or an Owen-Ianto switch.'
How about a Owen-Janet switch.

[nightspring.livejournal.com]

Ianto-Myfanway ;)

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'Ianto-Myfanway ;)'
Brilliant.