Obligatory pre-weekend post...

[tencrush]

1) Gareth David-Lloyd's cock: I'm saying 6.5" 7" and a girth of 5.2" 5.4". Yes, I'm talking about his penis.

2) John Barrowman wears A WIG. Hairpiece, rug, toupet, whatever. IT'S NOT HIS REAL HAIR.



This week's pre-weekend post is brought to you by the theory that clever use of googleable keywords, combined with the reasonably large readership of this journal and the fact that people are just generally a bit bored at the weekend SHOULD, IN THEORY mean that if I just, as above, state what it is I want to know or prove and wait long enough, through the magic of the internets the information and proof will eventually just sort of gravitate my way like fannish osmosis.

*waits*

EDITED 27/04/2008 following The Rift: owing to favourable reviews by James Marsters, cock estimation has been amended upwards.

Comments

[quinn222.livejournal.com]

John Barrowman wears A WIG. Hairpiece, rug, toupet, whatever. IT'S NOT HIS REAL HAIR.



This week's pre-weekend post is brought to you by the theory that clever use of google keywords, combined with a reasonably large readership of this journal and the fact that people are just generally a bit bored at the weekend SHOULD, IN THEORY mean that if I just, as above, state what it is I want to know or prove and wait long enough, through the magic of the internets the information and proof will eventually just sort of gravitate my way like fannish osmosis.

I'm half asleep (it being 4am here) but are you trying to find out if JB wears a rug? I just saw a behind the scenes thing that was filmed last fall and it showed a stylist working on his hair (drying and styling etc.) They were even commenting on what a pain it was because he has so much hair and it grows so fast. She was dragging a flat iron through the back and top of his wet hair, not likely a rug.

[tencrush]

Plugs, then. A weave.

Don't contradict the statements OF FACT, that might kill the internet mojo.

[quinn222.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, sorry. Half asleep thing. Looked like really fake wet hair. She was being awfully careful with the flatiron now I think on it...

[off_coloratura]

JOHN BARROWMAN: Hey, Doris, they're shooting this behind the scenes thing today, so be sure and mention a lot how thick and fast-growing my hair is, and how it is not at all pastede on, ok? Thanks, sweetie, love ya.

[tencrush]

There have been an AWFUL lot of behind-the-scenes thingummybobs featuring Barrowman and people telling us how thick and luscious his hair is. Nobody with real hair needs to tell us and have other people tell us about it QUITE THAT OFTEN.

[off_coloratura]

Yup. It's like saying you're 8 1/2 inches.

[tencrush]

Yeah, but I'll give Gareth the benefit of the doubt because that was obviously a joke. If he were to mention that he's got a really big cock in, say, EVERY OTHER INTERVIEW HE DOES, I'd amend my guesstimation down to about 5 1/4, because there is such a thing as protesting too much. I've reached saturation point with JB, I think he mentions his thick luscious hair WAYY too often.

[nobleroman1.livejournal.com]

I don't know if JB wears a wig, rug, or whatever, but what I do think is that on the show his hair looks awful. I don't know what the hairstylist is aiming for, but whatever the target, the end result is not flattering to him, at all, IMO. I compare his TW style to the one he sports in DW and ask myself why would they deliberately give him such a mucked up style. The scene with Ianto and Christina in “From Out of the Rain” illustrates the hideousness of the style perfectly.

[tencrush]

It IS quite vile, I wonder why they do it.

[cirrocumulus.livejournal.com]

Really? I love his TW hair and kind of hate his DW S1 hair. I think the TW style suits him just fine, but then again I'm just a sucker for flippy hair.

[tencrush]

Nah, seriously, it's bad.



I mean, it's no wonder everyone thinks that's a wig, just look at it.

[louisema.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on this one. Hate that hairstyle; loved the '40s one from The Empty Child. Made him look SO much younger and it was less than two years ago.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

I have EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE opinion. I didn't fall with a thud for the man until he got his new boyish hair. *chews on it*

[iko.livejournal.com]

Surely...

GDL's penis is longer than that. :(

[tencrush]

That's slightly above average for his race, age, and height.

If you have reasonings for me to up it apart from the 8.5" quip, do tell, I live for gossip.

[mellacita.livejournal.com]

Well, he and James marsters decided on stage that GDL would win in a size competition. Course I know nothing about marsters' size. :P Coupled with Barrowman's crack about the TW boys being well endowed, I would guess a little bit higher than your guess but probably not 8.5. *snicker*

Oh and Gareth said today he was pretty sure Jack and Ianto have been fucking since the very beginning. And that Ianto mostly lives at the hub nowadays.

(larger update with pics at my LJ, friends-only until I edit and rewriter it to make sense. But you should be able to see it.)

[tencrush]

I shall amend Gareth to 7" when I'm off the wap, pending further investigation of Marster's cock. THANK YOU so much for your prompt reportage, looks like you had a good time.

[off_coloratura]

That's a perfectly respectable size, IMHO.

[iko.livejournal.com]

It's a respectable size, certainly.

But I still imagine GDL well-endowed.

[tencrush]

6 1/2 IS actually on the well-endowed side of average, but I've amended it to seven due to James Marsters' praise of the GDLcock.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

That's it. I can stand no more of this filth. I must friend you now.

No one talks cock without me.

[tencrush]

Mmmm... cock.

I'll bet it stands REAL proud, like only the cock of a man in his 20's could, and if I had to make a gut decision, I'd say it angles slightly to his right, but only by a degree or so.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Jaunty. Feisty. Rowr. *nuzzles*

You are most likely correct. At least, that is what I will believe until proven wrong.

As an American, I'm afraid I've never seen (in person anyway) the exotic Euro-style natural-look peen. Please send me a trial specimen, since he's out of work anyway.

[tencrush]

Transcendentally beautiful. Strong and mighty as though it were hewn from the living rock of the Welsh valleys from whence it originated. Yet soft and yielding like... silly putty or something.

*sigh*
Yes, I too have spent the better part of my life with the one Englishman I could find whose grandfather felt a bit Jewish one weekend for a laugh, so I've slightly forgotten how the eurocock works. I seem to recall them being more lubricated and easier to wank off. Let's call Gareth and find out.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

The bards sing of one who will come, with a sword as majestic and eternal as Yr Wyddfa, domain of gods; steadfast as rock-bound Holyhead; rampant as y ddraig goch, the battle-ready.

[tencrush]

... and he'll have a really impressive cock to boot.


Ba dum tish and all that.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

For that, you have to get in line behind me for the holy head session.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*wanders in belatedly*

I wish he'd worn one on "This Morning". Talk about a bad hair day. It was, like, perpendicular.