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tencrushOn I go... the shipping forecast, prediction number:
3 - IANTHA! I may have changed the ship name, but the prediction still stands. And this isn't a ha ha flippant prediction either, if I lived in England, I'd put actual real moneys on this one at one of your quaint, old-fashioned bookmaker types.
4 - In order to facilitate 3, Jackanto will be over BY THE END OF EPISODE ONE. Mark my words.
5 - GWACK. It will make us vomit or possibly just sort of shift uncomfortably in our seats, but it will happen, no matter how much NOBODY IN THE WORLD wants it to. When it does happen, we will want them both to get hit by falling rocks. In fact, we may devote entire LiveJournal communities to this scenario.
6 - In order to facilitate 5, Gwen will dump Rhys BY THE END OF EPISODE THREE. This wedding ring business is a ruse.
7 - Owen and Tosh will shag. ALIEN TECH MADE THEM DO IT, that old Torchwood chestnut. Oh, and: WITH HILARIOUS and/or TRAGIC/DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES.
Oh, and:
8 - The 5 Torchwood team members as we currently know them will have 3 one-night-stands between them in Season Two. Don't ask me who or why, that's just a random number I am predicting for no real reason.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.
3 - IANTHA! I may have changed the ship name, but the prediction still stands. And this isn't a ha ha flippant prediction either, if I lived in England, I'd put actual real moneys on this one at one of your quaint, old-fashioned bookmaker types.
4 - In order to facilitate 3, Jackanto will be over BY THE END OF EPISODE ONE. Mark my words.
5 - GWACK. It will make us vomit or possibly just sort of shift uncomfortably in our seats, but it will happen, no matter how much NOBODY IN THE WORLD wants it to. When it does happen, we will want them both to get hit by falling rocks. In fact, we may devote entire LiveJournal communities to this scenario.
6 - In order to facilitate 5, Gwen will dump Rhys BY THE END OF EPISODE THREE. This wedding ring business is a ruse.
7 - Owen and Tosh will shag. ALIEN TECH MADE THEM DO IT, that old Torchwood chestnut. Oh, and: WITH HILARIOUS and/or TRAGIC/DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES.
Oh, and:
8 - The 5 Torchwood team members as we currently know them will have 3 one-night-stands between them in Season Two. Don't ask me who or why, that's just a random number I am predicting for no real reason.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.
