Wut?

[tencrush]

Russell talks and talks and talks.

Notes:
A) Spectacular aerial dogfight? Really? I so don't want to see that.
B) I can hear his smug voice when I read things he's said and that's probably one of the things that makes me hate him so much.
C) God knows I don't like the Tories, but still. Does he have to have an opinion on everything?
D) He's really done a remarkable job, hasn't he? It's unbreakable now, the Whoniverse. Solid. What a good job he's done. What a great, great man he is. He's brilliant. He's fucking brilliant. It's a good thing he's aware of these things so he can tell us about them ad nauseam. That's what I'll miss the most. Every ten minutes in my magazines or on my telly or interwebs, there's Russell, telling me how fucking brilliant he is. I WILL BE SO HAPPY WHEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN. IT'S NOT EVEN RATIONAL ANYMORE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.

Can I finally say this now? I've been waiting for years to fucking say it:

OI, RUSSELL. HERE'S A QUARTER. GO DOWNTOWN AND HAVE A RAT GNAW THAT THING OFF YOUR FACE.

There, I've said it. I feel a lot better.

Comments

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I like how apparently the Moff does "the scariest monsters". Yeah, Rusty, you tell yourself that's why he gets the awards and you don't.

[tencrush]

I can see the grimace in every word of praise Rusty utters towards the Moff. I can actually SEE the actual grimace in between the words on my screen. It's uncanny.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I love the pre-emptive ratings prediction. Yes, if Moff's ratings go up it is because he is cunning and makes monsters. Not because he is, if not necessarily less of a tosser, less likely to let the actual toss seep on-screen.

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

How churlish to make that comment about Prince Charles. It really shows how arrogant he is. Interesting though that it says he is working for BBC worldwide, I don't see how that fits with making more TW. Seems he is talking out of his arse.

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

And this surprises you, LOL! Talking out of his arse seems to be his specialty. And ya know, if I thought the tories were going to be making mince meat out of the BBC and that they are going to win the next elections, I'd be keeping my big fat face shut.

But Rusty, ya gotta love him, he's such an arrogant twit that he not only is digging his own grave, he's shoveling the dirt on himself. Need any help, Rusty Boy?

[off_coloratura]

What the hell is up with that last paragraph? What does Stuart Hall and health and safety laws have to do with anything?

[flohkatie.livejournal.com]

It seems it get more and more apparent, that this guy really has some serious issues.

First of all, someone should get him a Thesaurus, where he could look up synonyms for the word brilliant, but in his case it may read sophomoric twat. For a writer he sure has a limited vocabulary.

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

*churlish*

What an utter and fabulous word to describe him!

Well done you!

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

"The last episode is gutting. Absolutely gutting."

Be afraid. If he thought the fans would be happy with CoE, then what the hell does he mean by gutting? David Tennant eviscerated?

Why on Earth is something "gutting" being put into a family entertainment programme? What is wrong with the BBC? Can they not see this?

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'OI, RUSSELL. HERE'S A QUARTER. GO DOWNTOWN AND HAVE A RAT GNAW THAT THING OFF YOUR FACE.'
First a Christmas Vacation icon and now an Uncle Buck quote, priceless.


'I WILL BE SO HAPPY WHEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN. IT'S NOT EVEN RATIONAL ANYMORE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.'
Hahaha... same here.

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

He has so completely and utterly misjudged his point of sale I have truly come round to admiration.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

omg UNCLE BUCK!

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

"What's great about Steven is that he already has his own mark - he does the scariest monsters. I think that under him it'll be a much scarier show. There'll be kudos in school over who managed to watch the whole thing."

And the ice cube says of the Titanic-sinking berg, "He demonstrates acceptable navigational skill."

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

I suspect that by "gutting" he may mean, "so flatly nihilistic, audiences across the globe will take letter openers to their own spleens as the credits roll."

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

you forgot to add totally lacking an emotional core aswell. I'll watch, just to see how he throws his toys out of the pram.

ps. appropriate icon is appropriate. RTD does look like a big aubergine.

[jo02]

Thank god I have you to say things so much more eloquently than I ever can. No, seriously, I mean it.

Whenever I see his smug!ugly face - or worse, hear his smug!ugly pompous voice I want to hit the screen with heavy sharp objects. And since - my computer - my money I'd have to spend to replace it - it's best I just stay away from his butt!face altogether.

[erinnthered.livejournal.com]

Wait....no one asked me if it was okay for Rusty to invade my patch. Okay, he invaded before it was my patch, but still. How the hell am I living less than 10 miles from that asshole? Venice Beach? I like Venice Beach! Gah!

Also, we have Tennant too. Word is not good on that pilot, but hopefully it'll be miles away from woobie bullshit.

Ha! X-Factor. RTD is sooo jellus. It's awesome. Moffat will kick his ass back into next week.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

All of which said - thanks for all the orgasms. >:)

[tencrush]

TMI, Kate, TMI.

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

Cheers! It really was though, Prince Charles was just finding common ground. Of course he is more likely to have seen the RSC than anything RTD has done, and like a child he complains that it's his day.

[satanassa.livejournal.com]

In the last few weeks BBC has been showing lots of re-runs of Tennant's Doctor Who series, which are followed by the 'Doctor Who Confidential' bit. And every time I see RTD's conceited face I scream 'Oh shut up, Russell T Davies!' .

Did anyone see the QI special on Xmas eve? Tennant was not too bad, since he was not the host, but he did demonstrate a bit of fail over Scottish history.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Oh go on - there's only one time fandom ever pauses in its furious masturbation inspired by characters and situations created by RTD - and that's when it's slagging him off. >:)