Apparently, yesterday was International Fetish Day. Who knew? Seriously, who knew? I'm international, and I've got quite a few fetishes, but I was unaware of this event. Next time, people, when instigating International Days for things we should be aware of and support, Advertise Moar. Speaking of advertising, here's my belated contribution to International Fetish Day, which also goes to show that advertising just isn't as fun as it used to be. Or marriage, for that matter.

In other news, I am disappointed that no one in the US who loves me has even vaguely offered to send me tasteless Obama memorabilia yet. What does a girl have to do?

Honestly, you people.
In other news, I am disappointed that no one in the US who loves me has even vaguely offered to send me tasteless Obama memorabilia yet. What does a girl have to do?
Honestly, you people.