While I'm disabled...

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

OH, and...

RIP Bettie.

The fact that your hair was almost as frizzy as mine meant far more to me than perhaps anyone will ever truly know.



Trust me to find a bondage picture, right? Nice.

Oh, alright, then...

ninja_teaboy

I fail. Anyone want to apply for co-modliness?