*reads doctorwhoforum*

*paraphrases the first thread she stumbles across*

FIVE SPECIALS CONFIRMED!
Isn't it 4+1?
I thought it was four! Yay!
I think you'll find it's 3+2.
Is Russell writing them all?
I think you'll find he is.
Four is a number! Five is one more!
I hate Russell, does he have to write them all?
When are they on?
It's five! Hurrah! I always thought it was 4+1 and I'm always right!
I told everyone it was 3+2 months ago, I don't know what you're all so excited about.
FIVE IS ONE MORE THAN FOUR!
They're on in 2009.
I think you'll find one is on in 2010. I told you so.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE!! Five is MUCH better!
Why aren't we getting a whole series?
NUMBERS ARE GOOD!
FIVE!! FOUR PLUS ONE! Just like I thought.
Bollocks, you said it would be four.
No, I meant four plus one!
Liar.
FIVE!! YAY FOR FIVE. That's two more than three!!
Five specials?? I thought Russell said four??

... repeat ad infinitum and bitch about Ian Levine somewhere in between. Or Mad Larry. Or whatever. God, I hate that place, it's no wonder I don't wander off the Torchwood board anymore.

What's that thing where people have no inner monologue and have to say out loud every mundane, trivial, pathetic thought that pops into their head? What's the keyboard equivalent of that? And why is it so prevalent on DWF at the moment? Is it the weather?*

*Yes, obviously I fully realise the irony of this question when taking into consideration the content of this post.