You've all lost, the answers...

...to my movie meme:

1A. Don't you go falling in love with it now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.
1B. Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, the best film ever made, well, certainly the most Christmassy.

5A. I won't get mononucleosis, will I?
5B. My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell for Christ's sake but they fried her too.
Cry Baby, fuck Hairspray, this has Johnny Depp, dudes.

7A. Oh 'peace', shut up!
7B. I found a spoon, sir.
Monty Python's Life of Brian, I can't believe no-one got this. I am ashamed of you all.

9A. They wouldn't let me take auto mechanics, and I didn't have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court.
9B. Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Running on Empty, yeah OK, that one was a bit obscure, but in my mind River Phoenix's finest hour. Word. One of the only films that can make me cry, I'm not a big weepy person.

11A. Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
11B. You got a Versace down here, Taff? -No. -A Kwik-fit?
Twin Town, I didn't expect anyone to get that one, but I just thought I'd pimp it for lulz and welshness and Rhys Ifans and THAT FUCKING SCENE AT THE END THAT CHANGES THE WHOLE TONE OF THE FILM AND MAKES YOU GO 'FUCK, WHEN DID IT GO POIGNANT??'.

So there you are. Losers.