WTF SEXY??
Nov. 27th, 2007 02:45 pmSomeone recently pointed out somewhere, I don't know,
torchwoodcoffee probably, that Gareth David-Lloyd had been included at number 15 in the official list, wherever the hell that is, of the 50 sexiest men in Wales. Just under Kelly Jones.
*briefly and happily imagines GDL under Kelly Jones*
ANYWAY... as I tend to do, I actually ended up reading the entire list. Which proved to me A) that there are precious few sexy men in Wales and B) WTF Chris Corcoran??!?
Most were football or rugby players or blokes off of S4C or whatever, so didn't really mean much to me, but yes, at number 30 they included Chris Corcoran.
Chris Corcoran is, as I am all too aware, the presenter of the CBeebies show Doodle Do. Now I watch Doodle Do on a very regular basis, and I have never found Chris Corcoran even vaguely attractive. BUT... his being included on such a list made me look at him again.
I still didn't find him attractive. Some people do, apparently. So I looked again. Nope, nothing. Eventually I gave up and came to the conclusion that no, I do not find Chris Corcoran attractive. Phew. But then a thought entered my brain and that thought was "He's probably got a really nice arse or something, hence the inclusion." And I am ashamed to say that that thought is STILL THERE NOW, and now I find myself, every freaking time the show is on (which is alarmingly often), watching intently, trying to get a glimpse of Chris Corcoran's arse. Which makes watching children's television slightly more interesting, I must admit, but also makes me the saddest woman ever in the world.
The other day I found myself wondering about whether, if I had to choose, I'd do Big Cook or Little Cook. I won't tell you the answer, but I will tell you that, tragically, I've made my choice.
ETA: SPEAKING OF BIG COOK, LITTLE COOK, THEY JUST SHOWED ME BUFFALO MOZARELLA BEING MADE FROM BUFFALO MILK. I DID NOT KNOW THAT IT WAS MADE FROM BUFFALO MILK, FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST WHAT IT WAS CALLED. HOW SHIT AM I???
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*briefly and happily imagines GDL under Kelly Jones*
ANYWAY... as I tend to do, I actually ended up reading the entire list. Which proved to me A) that there are precious few sexy men in Wales and B) WTF Chris Corcoran??!?
Most were football or rugby players or blokes off of S4C or whatever, so didn't really mean much to me, but yes, at number 30 they included Chris Corcoran.
Chris Corcoran is, as I am all too aware, the presenter of the CBeebies show Doodle Do. Now I watch Doodle Do on a very regular basis, and I have never found Chris Corcoran even vaguely attractive. BUT... his being included on such a list made me look at him again.
I still didn't find him attractive. Some people do, apparently. So I looked again. Nope, nothing. Eventually I gave up and came to the conclusion that no, I do not find Chris Corcoran attractive. Phew. But then a thought entered my brain and that thought was "He's probably got a really nice arse or something, hence the inclusion." And I am ashamed to say that that thought is STILL THERE NOW, and now I find myself, every freaking time the show is on (which is alarmingly often), watching intently, trying to get a glimpse of Chris Corcoran's arse. Which makes watching children's television slightly more interesting, I must admit, but also makes me the saddest woman ever in the world.
The other day I found myself wondering about whether, if I had to choose, I'd do Big Cook or Little Cook. I won't tell you the answer, but I will tell you that, tragically, I've made my choice.
ETA: SPEAKING OF BIG COOK, LITTLE COOK, THEY JUST SHOWED ME BUFFALO MOZARELLA BEING MADE FROM BUFFALO MILK. I DID NOT KNOW THAT IT WAS MADE FROM BUFFALO MILK, FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST WHAT IT WAS CALLED. HOW SHIT AM I???