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OK, so I was going to edit it into something less embarrassing and squicky, but I decided to just dump it into the world as it is because I'm a bit of a masochist really. And I only ever write anything if I REALLY REALLY need to get it out of my brain because it's driving me mad. And that doesn't happen very often, which is why I never write anything and below you will find the proof of why me never writing anything is a Very Good Thing Indeed.
It is entitled: RPF: the case against and it is RPF. It is David/Sophia RPF. With a gun. There is sex in it, and cold-blooded murder. Just so you know. DON'T READ IT. Also, it is for grown-ups only, due to sex and killing and immensely gratuitous use of the f-word.
( That's James Bond's gun, did you know that? )
And that is why people should neither read, nor write Real Person Fiction. It's just wrong. SEE? I told you so. WRONG.
ETA: I'll make it even worse by admitting that this whole thing started because I figured if someone was going to write RPF, they could at least do the decent thing and put in a line about Tennant/Sladen. How did that innocent thought evolve into this monstrosity? I ask you. Really.
ETA AGAIN: Compounding the making it worseness, reading between the lines you get an extra special hint of my slight feeling of contempt for women who were born in the 1980's, whom I dislike purely on the basis that I am a bitter and twisted old hag. I lose.
ETA YET AGAIN because I feel it's important: I refer the right honourable reader back to my previous post just to clear up any confusion about my moral standpoint on these matters.
It is entitled: RPF: the case against and it is RPF. It is David/Sophia RPF. With a gun. There is sex in it, and cold-blooded murder. Just so you know. DON'T READ IT. Also, it is for grown-ups only, due to sex and killing and immensely gratuitous use of the f-word.
( That's James Bond's gun, did you know that? )
And that is why people should neither read, nor write Real Person Fiction. It's just wrong. SEE? I told you so. WRONG.
ETA: I'll make it even worse by admitting that this whole thing started because I figured if someone was going to write RPF, they could at least do the decent thing and put in a line about Tennant/Sladen. How did that innocent thought evolve into this monstrosity? I ask you. Really.
ETA AGAIN: Compounding the making it worseness, reading between the lines you get an extra special hint of my slight feeling of contempt for women who were born in the 1980's, whom I dislike purely on the basis that I am a bitter and twisted old hag. I lose.
ETA YET AGAIN because I feel it's important: I refer the right honourable reader back to my previous post just to clear up any confusion about my moral standpoint on these matters.
