PICSPAMTIEM

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jo02 asked me to do a picspam because apparently I AM THE DANCING MONKEY THAT CHEERS YOU ALL UP FROM YOUR EMO WOE ABOUT DEADIANTO.

Okay, then, I decided to start at Day Four. Not because I love Day Four because of loldeadness, but because, as cionaudha reminded me, GDL promised us COCK in Day Four. (I don't mean like he personally phoned me up and said "Hey, be on the lookout for my cock", but... well, yeah, that is actually pretty much what happened apart from it being at a convention or somewhere and there not being a phone involved.) Anyway, here we go, I bring you...




CHECK OUT MY FAYCE, A Ianto picspam from Day Four, with added cock and NO REFERENCE WHATSOEVER to whatever it was that happened in the last ten minutes.

O HAI NEW FAYCE. Day Four brought us woe and sadness, but it also brought us a whole new range of subtle facial expressions on the part of GDL. I think he practiced this one in the mirror. It conveys "I like your cock, you are, on occasion, not unpleasant to be around, though you are also frequently a dick, and I am reserving judgement on the whole sacrificing children thing until I have properly digested this tidbit of information." I think it works well.

"You shot my boyfriend, a-hole. He's immortal but that's besides the point. And he's not really my boyfriend, he's refusing to call that one one way or the other, but my point still stands. You shot my magic immortal part-time shag interest. Actually, when I put it that way, it's not quite got the same impact."

"You don't tell me shit, Jack. It will be revealed when I am dead that I, also, do not tell you shit, but this is a completely moot point, as I have given you every reason to believe that I DO tell you shit. Tell me shit, dude. I'm listening."

This is the part where Ianto's starting to properly digest the sacrificing children nugget. There's a bit of sadfayce creeping in. More of sadfayce to come laters.

O HAI NEW FAYCE AGAIN. "Tight-lipped resignation." He's put this one on his cv. Check it out, srsly, go to GDL's website, it's on there. "Now with added tight-lipped resignation."

This would be Ianto's "knowing shorthand is sexy as fuck" face. It's sexy. And he fucking knows it. Jack's fucking regretting the beans thing now, but it's TOO LATE, SUNSHINE. "You could have had some of this, but you lolled about beans and NOW I AM SOON DEAD. Tough luck, babe!"

I don't know what he was doing here. Reminding us about his buttony nose, I guess. Lest we forget.

THIS IS THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF INCREASING SADNESS. Notice this face is about 7% sadder than the previous sadfayce.

Another 3% on top, with added "Shut up, I'm thinking."

AND THERE WE HAVE IT. Total sadness achieved by upping sadness levels another notch. There's a lot of this woobiefaceness in Day Four. I'm not a huge fan, but I suppose it's necessary what with the IMPENDING AUTHORIAL INTENT.

Halfway through this scene, the rolling of the eyes and subtle sarcasm starts to creep in, which is actually quite hilarious. This is the bit where Ianto realises he'd have been better off fucking a space whale because they're slightly more articulate and also very good in bed. So he's heard.

Sarcasm achieved. There was a jolly good eyeroll just before "You're the boss" but I couldn't quite capture it in a still. I like how this face has just a smidgeon of "go fuck yourself" in it. Just a subtle touch there.

This was just a pretty shot. Okay, so it's the warehouse from From Out Of The Rain, but it's a pretty shot regardless.

ON TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS. GUN. GOES THERE. Somehow I always suspected that it would.

Which brings us to our final two shots. Gareth promised that there was cock involved in his striding-purposefully-down-london-streets trousers, so let's have a look-see. Ah. Yes.

(And no, you'll have to ask Euros Lyn, I didn't fuck with the aspect ratio on either of these, that's just what the scene looks like, I'm at a loss as to why.)

Ummm.

Thankfully, there is nothing more to add to the Day Four picspam. After this scene, nothing much else happened apart from the bit where Ianto shot the 456 with a big motherfucking gun, and then shot Jack IN THE FACE FOR FUN. I say "thankfully" because it means I can leave you to digest the above image in peace. It needs time to sink in. I'm joking, of course, more things happened in Day Four afterwards, and those things have SPLIT FANDOM ASUNDER, between those that think GDL crying is PRETTY and those that think it is LULZY. "Pretty!" "Lulzy!" "Pretty!" "Lulzy!" Personally, I don't think there's an easy answer to that one. Why can't we just agree to disagree, people, and leave it at that?