PHOTOCOCKERY and a request...

[tencrush]

So... yeah. As I mentioned, my lovely, lovely photoshop porn muse has friendslocked her journal. Far from this being the end of the world, however, it has, in fact proven to be a bit of a loltastic development as far as I can tell. The reason for that being that far from hiding her work from the world, she has chosen to give us tantalising glimpses of her art with which to lure us all onto her friendslist. With hilarious consequences.

Witness the following monstrosity featuring those two guys I can't fathom anyone finding attractive from Supernatural:


Now, see, I'm quite taken with these modesty circles. In fact, I more or less breathed a sigh of relief when I saw them and realised I didn't have to worry about what lies beneath. What does bother me about this picture is the fact that it would appear that the artist lavishes rather more care and attention on those two from Supernatural than she does on her Torchwood-related work. This actually isn't that bad a shop job. Why do they get all the proper cutting and pasting and blending, eh? I call shenanigans.

Which brings me to:



AAAAHAHAHAHA!! I'm sorry. I can't. I don't have to see the rest, even if the rest was there I wouldn't be able to look away from the wristbands. They're beautiful, man. In fact they inspire me to wonder if there would be any takers if I instigated a weekly online competition where everyone attempts to fill in the missing cocks as accurately as possible using only MS Paint. Would there be any takers for that? Come on, you know you want to.

ANYWAY... Torchwood bumseks photoshoppery seems to only exist now in sekrit closed communities and journals that I am not allowed into. So I went on a hunt elsewhere on the net and found nothing. But then, I did find this, which I had to share because it's beautiful:



The ginger one's face! I have no words.

I'm not telling you where I found this, it's too cringeworthy. PLEASE HELP ME FIND WHERE THE BAD TORCHWOOD MANIPS LIVE NOW. HELP ME! I don't want to have to find stuff like this again.

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT A SERIOUS MANIP. It cannot be. And oh god, the Torchwood one is really um.

Inappropriate?

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

In fact they inspire me to wonder if there would be any takers if I instigated a weekly online competition where everyone attempts to fill in the missing cocks as accurately as possible using only MS Paint. Would there be any takers for that? Come on, you know you want to.

Hell yes.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

SEXAY WRISTBANDS YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Wanna see a good 'un? I thought this was really decently done.

http://justbeautifulmen.blogspot.com/2008/07/slash-fanart-yaoi-at-its-finest.html

(Tasteful, even.)

ETA: It's been pointed out to me that the hair is a little bit Elvis there. Ah well. I like that it features clothed people.

I'm not a manip person unless they're a.) meant to be funny or b.) unique/artistic.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that the Harry Potter manip is not real, please. 0_o

Why is the Torchwood manip orange? Is orange a sexy colour or something.

'This actually isn't that bad a shop job. Why do they get all the proper cutting and pasting and blending, eh? I call shenanigans.'
I call shenanigans too. Those blue circles are kind of adorable.

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

Maybe there's something in spitting_image?

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I can't believe your muse has flocked. It's like she cock-blocked your creativity.

laurab1 made the point that the smoochy face Mr B is pulling in a lot of these manips actually comes from a shot of him snogging his cocker spaniel. Knowing would be like a bucket of cold water to the loins, if my loins weren't already shrieking and trying to run away from the godawful.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh... no.

Literally LOL over here.

(At least the spaghetti face isn't being used. I hope.)

Wait. No. Tencrush, there it is. The dog/spaghetti pic, but instead of a dog on the other end it's Ianto wrapped in a ball of white yarn.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Which one is the spaghetti pic? And why do I now have an image of Barrowman making all Lady and the Tramp, and rolling over a meatball with his nose... to his cocker spaniel.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know where I saw it, but Barrowman's sharing a length of pasta with his puppy (or some puppy). It's cute.

[santousha.livejournal.com]

That last pic was so disturbingly hilarious.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

With all that is wrong with these manips (though that last one is, at least, hilariously wrong), I agree, those shitty wristbands kinda take the prize.

[off_coloratura]

...if there would be any takers if I instigated a weekly online competition where everyone attempts to fill in the missing cocks as accurately as possible using only MS Paint.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THIS IS PERFECT IDEA. It'd be better than the kitten, certainly better than the shiny, grotesquely-veined Alien Cocks we've seen in previous. I LOVE IT.

Also, that third picture. Someone cared enough to match general body type but the PASTEDE ON HEADS! IT'S SO HIDEOUSLY FABULOUS!