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tencrushNOTE TO SELF:
Yes, it's tempting to grab your black IKEA laptop bag when it's there and you know you're not getting much from the shops and it'll all fit inside, but just don't do it, especially not when you're wearing what can only be described as a "sensible skirt". The reason people are looking at you like that is because they think you're a Jehova's Witness. The fact that you forgot to take your sewing glasses off your head does not help. Find your shopping bag next time, doofus.
Yes, it's tempting to grab your black IKEA laptop bag when it's there and you know you're not getting much from the shops and it'll all fit inside, but just don't do it, especially not when you're wearing what can only be described as a "sensible skirt". The reason people are looking at you like that is because they think you're a Jehova's Witness. The fact that you forgot to take your sewing glasses off your head does not help. Find your shopping bag next time, doofus.
