*reads doctorwhoforum*

[tencrush]

*paraphrases the first thread she stumbles across*

FIVE SPECIALS CONFIRMED!
Isn't it 4+1?
I thought it was four! Yay!
I think you'll find it's 3+2.
Is Russell writing them all?
I think you'll find he is.
Four is a number! Five is one more!
I hate Russell, does he have to write them all?
When are they on?
It's five! Hurrah! I always thought it was 4+1 and I'm always right!
I told everyone it was 3+2 months ago, I don't know what you're all so excited about.
FIVE IS ONE MORE THAN FOUR!
They're on in 2009.
I think you'll find one is on in 2010. I told you so.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE!! Five is MUCH better!
Why aren't we getting a whole series?
NUMBERS ARE GOOD!
FIVE!! FOUR PLUS ONE! Just like I thought.
Bollocks, you said it would be four.
No, I meant four plus one!
Liar.
FIVE!! YAY FOR FIVE. That's two more than three!!
Five specials?? I thought Russell said four??

... repeat ad infinitum and bitch about Ian Levine somewhere in between. Or Mad Larry. Or whatever. God, I hate that place, it's no wonder I don't wander off the Torchwood board anymore.

What's that thing where people have no inner monologue and have to say out loud every mundane, trivial, pathetic thought that pops into their head? What's the keyboard equivalent of that? And why is it so prevalent on DWF at the moment? Is it the weather?*

*Yes, obviously I fully realise the irony of this question when taking into consideration the content of this post.

Comments

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

What's that thing where people have no inner monologue and have to say out loud every mundane, trivial, pathetic thought that pops into their head?

edithmatilda.livejournal.com - I consider it an art form.

[sarcasticchick.livejournal.com]

wait. so what you're saying is that ... there's going to be two more than three?

are you sure?

i heard it was five.

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

hahaha. very good assumption there. I don't stray from the TW board either. (Unless it's the JB thread).


Nicole

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

It's not three?

[tencrush]

Nah, it's five, apparently. That's a number two higher than three. I fucking hate that place, it makes my brain rot.

[tencrush]

It has a certain naive charm when you do it.

[tencrush]

Good policy.

[tencrush]

I thought it was four and then one more. But apparently it's five. I think some of them are special needs?

[sarcasticchick.livejournal.com]

no - the special needs folk are some of the sweetest people i know which goes contrary to what i know of the DWF. ;)

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'I hate Russell, does he have to write them all?'
Me too, he tends to believe his own hype waaay too much. Not to mention I HATED what he did to Donna and Rose (i.e. you can't be awesome if you don't have the Doctor).

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

What's all the "3 + 2" and "4 + 1" about?

[tencrush]

The number of Christmas versus Normal Specials, and whether or not the 5 specials includes this years Christmas Special.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

See, I thought it was three including two at Xmases. So it's actually five according to trufax and not just fanboys assuming the Xmas Specials as a god-given right not included in the number three?

[meleth.livejournal.com]

OT, but I hated the scene in your icon. Because when have we been given an indication that Ianto is in fact an 8-year old?

[sarcasticchick.livejournal.com]

it took the 'playful' aspect of ianto a step too far, totally.

works for a silly icon laughing at JB and shark attack 3...not so much for character integrity.

wait...what? character integrity?

i'm sorry. i'm confusing tv shows.

[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

Didn't Monty Python do something like this already?

It involved breakfast cereals and high explosives and counting to...oh nuts, what was it again?

[fahrbotdrusilla]

did any of them notice one is on in 2008 too?

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

Does that make me grumpy and beige?

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

since when is there math involved in dw?
next there will be like, what? real science?

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Well I heard it was going to be six, minus two, plus another one.

And I got that straight from this girl who saw this thing someone else wrote on some other site that had this rumor that had nothing to do with this actually. I will totally cut you out if you question my sources.