FINALLY SOMEBODY BRINGS THE LOLS BACK TO TORCHWOOD

[tencrush]

First spotted on the meme, obvs. You think I don't skim that thing for luls (few and far between though they may be lately), you'd be wrong!

My personal headline:
GARETH DAVID-LLOYD HOSTS PARTY, FUCKS ATTENDEES, SINK INVOLVED. PONY CONTRIBUTIONS INEXPLICABLY RISE IN UNRELATED COINCIDENCE, SALACIOUS TWEETS DISAPPEAR. STILL NO PIC OF COCK, WHELK SAD.

I was going to do a post about something GDL said at Dragon Con in a panel, and I still will, but for now I leave you with the news that he's been sticking his dick in fangirls! Well, I mean, obviously this isn't the first time he's been sticking his dick in fangirls, but Twitter really has taken off in the past year or so hasn't it?

Social networking will be the death of celebrity as we know it.


Conclusion: 140 characters is not enough to accurately describe GDL's cock. DAMN YOU! Someone find me a picture.

Comments

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

What's all this then?

I understand perfectly about a picture worth a thousand thousand-word essays. I mean the rest of it.

[jo02]

Maybe somebody could get a pic of GDL's cock if he didn't keep hiding it in deep, dark places.

I'm sure there's a really good line there somewhere about hard-up actor/musicians ....

ETA - now I'm LULZING because I honestly didn't mean to use the icon with the pussies on it :O

[off_coloratura]

Wha? Details! Links! THE TRUTH WILL OUT!

[lukita.livejournal.com]

hmmm... A picture would have been nice I mean, that's bad behavior, very bad. Why am I on the other side of the earth?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

With Twitter I always wonder how true the stories are, I can't help it... I demand pictures.

[tigercheetah.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised some people think these stories are definately true. Yes Gareth can behaviour 'badly' at times but sleeping around whilst he's engaged? Fangirls will say anything for a laugh.

Having said that, he did say in Torchwood magazine last year that he treated Sara Gregory-Lloyd quite badly and wished he hadn't, so who knows.

Oh Gareth, we can't you be more like Ianto?

[margotleadbett.livejournal.com]

I have really really tried not to say this honest I have.

Do you think he washed his cock first? and put his fag out?

[santousha.livejournal.com]

I love you so hard for that headline :)

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I am such a bad Torchwood fan, because my first thought on hearing this story was TOM FELTON YAY :D

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Was there ever a doubt that this was going on? I usually refer to GDL as a "con-slut" just in terms of sheer numbers he attends, but the suspicion has always been that the other meaning could apply as well. I honestly can't fault the guy for getting as much as he can, if the fangirls are gonna give it up on a platter, or at least a sink.

I feel a little bad for the fiancee, assuming they don't have some kind of arrangement along the lines of "con-sex doesn't count and just don't bring home any diseases."

I'm also amused at the t-shirt, since it basically reinforces what I've felt ever since last year's Comic-con, which is that GDL knows damn well he's gotten his current level of popularity because of J/I and he will never, ever let anyone forget about it.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

*snort* It was (supposed to be) a private party. Things just have a way of getting out.

I like how the internet - and now twitter - are turning the tables, a bit, on The Boys, who'd usually prefer a 'what happens at the party stays at the party' situation (because of the fiance obvious reasons), giving The Girls a chance to tell their side of it to all who're interested. (I know a few years ago there was a website dedicated to 'The Rock Star Experience.' It included dick size and technique, so that the next groupie would be better informed, and might would make a different choice. :-p )

It could also be a pack of lies. In fact, until I see that picture...

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Agreed, Twitter has some real limitations.

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

Hey he's a big boy - she's of age, so what's the problem? I can't imagine that he'd believe that it would stay private. So if there is an issue its between him and fiance. If she doesn't care, why should I? If she does, then let her deal with it. I don't think she needs our help.