WOT? NO HOUSE??? Ok, then...Torchwood predictions.

[tencrush]

Grr. No more daytime House on Five, that totally sucks, doods.
So...

I made two predictions regarding Season 3 of WHO. What were they?

1. Ten's mouth will be vastly underused throughout the season.
ACCURACY CHECK: YAH!! Correct. I'm so with it, it's scary.

2. The series 3 promotional trailer will be SHIT.
ACCURACY CHECK: Well, as I can recite the series 2 trailer word for word, and yet don't remember a damn thing about the series 3 one, I'm going to go for: CORRECT. Also, because by "SHIT" I most likely meant: Not pornographic enough. So there. I'm so right it's wrong.

Has the time come for my Torchwood season 2 predictions? No? Tough. Here they are.

PREDICTION NUMBER ONE:

Season Two will be soooo heterosexual it will scare the pants off you. Which is good, because there will be nothing else going on in said pants, so don't worry. ALSO: JACKANTO? That was a figment of your crazed fangirl imagination and will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN.

PREDICTION NUMBER TWO:

Owen the rapist will indeed be eaten by bears, hence the need for Martha's l33t skillz.

PREDICTION NUMBER THREE:

MARTHANTO.

You know it makes sense. I'm just saying.


THATISALL. For now.

Comments

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I am completely with Marthanto. Rejected by annoying broody lead character? Why not become a SHIP OF WONDER with a much, much better person in similar situation and look beautiful together? It's the sensible choice! It's the aesthetically pleasing choice! It's the choice that won't get your head fucked with! Unless Ianto really is evil and/or makes you dress up in bits of metal/an army uniform/both!

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF MARTHA ENDS UP BEING SOMEHOW RELATED TO IANTO THOUGH?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

DO NOT DENY THE COMING OF JARTHA!

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

If I was judging ships based on smushed names alone I'd really prefer Jartha to Marthanto.