While I'm disabled...

[tencrush]

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

Comments

[tigercheetah.livejournal.com]

I'm all for Jack and Ianto being exclusive, as long as it applies to Jack as well as Ianto. There's a tendency in both canon and in fic for Jack to have sexual tension with several different people whilst Ianto only has sexual tension with Jack - and a tiny bit with Captain John. :)

I agree that it's strange that neither Gwen, Tosh, Suzie, Diane etc showed any sexual interest in Ianto and yet Owen seemed to be sex on legs but that's the Torchwood writers for you.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

I'd never thought about that before, but... you're right! And yeah! How come!

I thought Emma and Ianto were sweet together for their 10 seconds of shared screen time.

[noneinnyet.livejournal.com]

But Emma was ultimately there to show us how human Gwen is. Blech.

[radiant-pip.livejournal.com]

I don't recall Rhys feeling threatened by Ianto in Meat, either. Just worried about Owen (rightfully so!) and Jack. You'd think somebody other than John and Jack would notice--especially if he's going to live up to "eye candy".

[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, Ianto's never shown any sexual interest in Gwen, Tosh, Suzie, or Diane. The hilariously awkward scene with Martha in Reset, though...she's already told Jack she doesn't want to know, but once Ianto's in front of her, she's all questions. Hmmmm.....