Ummm... ideally I'd say I'd hire a contractor to dig me a basement so as to lower myself as far down to the bottom as one could possibly find themselves, but in practice I'll take whatever the hell I can get.
Nah, I'm in a mood today. I'd probably answer anything pretty much truthfully right now and not give a shit. And offer up completely random nuggets such as the fact that I'm typing this one-handed as we speak due to the fact that I have a child latched to my tit.
Oh, and also, I am hugely computer savvy but wouldn't know how to do that screening thing if you paid me. Well, no, that's not true, if you paid me I'd go and find out for ya, I'm the go-to gal in that respect.
To continue the metaphor, the basement idea appeals in theory, but in practice I'll only go a few steps below street level. I like it there just fine.
I do much the same one-handed typing thing, only with a cat, and not nursing, obviously, but being held in the same way. The little goofballs.
I believe the screening thing is a drop-down menu option (comment screening: all) at the bottom of the post page. For future reference. And you don't even have to pay me.
Well, I'll remember that in future. Though obviously that's far less fun.
I've put her away now in her Davros contraption. She's so cute I want to eat her fayce. People say she looks exactly like me and I worry that my desire to eat her fayce is some sort of weird narcissistic thing.
Oh, you know, one of those walker things that you hang their butts in and then they jiggle around on six wheels shouting at you and running over the cats' tails.
She's NEVER sleepy. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours at a stretch for six months now. Which is probably why I'm going slightly loopy at the moment.
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Ummm... ideally I'd say I'd hire a contractor to dig me a basement so as to lower myself as far down to the bottom as one could possibly find themselves, but in practice I'll take whatever the hell I can get.
Hey, that wasn't so hard.
*debates deleting entire thread on TMI grounds*
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You did ask for it. Sometimes with these memes comments are screened so only the questioner sees their question and the response.
You can ask me something if it'll make you feel better about it.
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Oh, and also, I am hugely computer savvy but wouldn't know how to do that screening thing if you paid me. Well, no, that's not true, if you paid me I'd go and find out for ya, I'm the go-to gal in that respect.
Top or bottom, then?
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I do much the same one-handed typing thing, only with a cat, and not nursing, obviously, but being held in the same way. The little goofballs.
I believe the screening thing is a drop-down menu option (comment screening: all) at the bottom of the post page. For future reference. And you don't even have to pay me.
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I've put her away now in her Davros contraption. She's so cute I want to eat her fayce. People say she looks exactly like me and I worry that my desire to eat her fayce is some sort of weird narcissistic thing.
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Davros contraption?
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