Torchwood - A Day in the Death

[tencrush]

Right. I don't even think I am going to bother this week, just some minor points:

• I swear, if they EVER put THIS MUCH OWEN into an episode again, I am going to kill myself. AAARGHGHGHGH!!!! I don't care about his anguish.


• What was the point in having Martha in these last two episodes? Srsly?


• Ianto does canon things with coffee, which was good, we like to see our fanon backed up with FACT. BUT he was wearing a disturbingly FAT tie.


• And... speaking of fat, I think I mentioned the words "Gareth" and "pies" together in a sentence once already, so I won't even bother mentioning it again, he looks alright again now, but somewhere along the line there was a serious binge going on, boy. Stop.

THAT IS ALL. Less Owen! KTHNXBYE.

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY GARETH HAS A BAND???

[tencrush]

A FAT band??

Sorry. Yes. He does.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

You have tainted me, because now, every time Ianto comes on screen, all I can think for a few seconds is PIES PIES PIES.

[tencrush]

PIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!

I'd still do him. But it would be a mercy thing, to distract him from eating pies for ten minutes. Or, hopefully, half an hour.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

The fat band made me LOL so hard

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I thought you would LOOK PAST Ianto's weight gain due to your GREAT LOVE.

[tencrush]

It's getting harder and harder to look past him, srsly. ;)

Fuck, I really have to stop making fat jokes or my GREAT LOVE will indeed dwindle. And then there will be NOTHING LEFT of Torchwood for me. I still would, though... but perhaps I would go on top.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I would none of the men and both of the women (plus Martha) and I'm hetero. Jack is too pretty and I'd keep thinking he'd rather be with a man. Owen is a cunt. Ianto is a girl.

[tencrush]

I would Tosh. Gwen's teeth would distract me. Jack, Owen, no. Ianto when he's NOT FAT. He's got SUCH A HOT MOUTH. Wish he wouldn't stick pies in it.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

He must be eating better now he's forgotten Lisa existed. I mean since he got happier. Because of Jack. If you don't like fatter Ianto then you have to blame Jack. Jack and Jack's cock.

[tencrush]

I choose to believe his relationship with Jack is actually unhealthy to such an extreme, due to Jack's Issues, that he goes home at night, lonely, and watches het porn, eating ice-cream. It's all very well shipping them, but look what it's doing to the poor boy.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you are fattist against ianto.

[tencrush]

I think you'll find he's fattest.
Ba dum tish.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'll stop. And post a public apology.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

You'll make him anorexic!

[off_coloratura]

Ianto + Coffee machine = OTP

Did you see him mouth "Oh no" along with Owen when Jack suggested Owen make the coffee? LOVE.

Yeah, I have had it with the Owen Has Shit Done To Him And Angsts Endlessly About It While Pretending To Be Brave. We GET it already.

[tencrush]

I thought the little secret Gwen/Ianto cup switch was particularly sweet.

[off_coloratura]

Adorable. And so subtle. Refreshing in an episode where you're repeatedly whapped over the head by Message.