While I'm disabled...

[tencrush]

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

Comments

[tencrush]

This. Why does nobody ever realise this?

(Also, why does nobody ever acknowledge that Jack's far too fickle, impulsive and emotional to make a good Dom. I wouldn't trust Jack with my safety, EVER.)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yes, and he's not used to being shut down, challenged or rejected.

I quite like fic with bastard!Jack but he'd totally want to be punished privately. He carries a lot of guilt around.