While I'm disabled...

[tencrush]

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

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[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Maybe-- there are like twelve of them, aren't there? A just and loving Mod would make a thorough index, for the curious and statistic-minded.

I dip in to a lot of fic I'm sure I won't like, partly for the expected lulz, partly for the seedy thrill of the WTFery, and partly for the hope of finding a pearl amongst the oyster shells.