While I'm disabled...

[tencrush]

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

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[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.'
You are so right about that. I prefer my Ianto's kick-ass. He did deck Jack, head-butt a cannibal, shoot Owen, growl at Captain John (whilst John was hold a gun to Ianto head, no less) and stun gun a bad guy in the head, just to name a few. And yet all most fangirls seem to know about him is that he cried in canon and so they make him a woobie. Who wouldn't cry after they thought they had MURDERED people?

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Sister, you say truth.

Canonical!Manly!Ianto is love!

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'Canonical!Manly!Ianto is love!'
Oh yes. It' makes me want to do a picspam of all of my favourite moments.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

*pokes you*

Dooo eeeeet.

There can never be enough Iantospam.