Also...

[tencrush]

Is it REALLY UN-PC of me to find this image really, really hot?:



TW mission screencap by cowboyhd

Comments

[off_coloratura]

No. Look at those eyes. GUH.

And the sweetness of the expression is set off by the all-business of the gun. Plus you have JUST ONE FINGER stroking it.

I'll be in my bunk.

[tencrush]

*dribbles*
LOL, guns are SOOOO phallic.

I think that's why Jack's skinny little Webley makes me laugh so hard.

[off_coloratura]

He obviously doesn't feel the need to compensate for anything.

[tencrush]

I find it worrying that Ianto's has TORCHWOOD embossed on it.

[off_coloratura]

I find it not surprising at all. The boy does live his job, doesn't he? We have NEVER SEEN HIS HOME.

[tencrush]

You had to sign your cock over to Yvonne when you joined TW London. It was just one of those things nobody ever dared question.

[off_coloratura]

Yeah, all those armed guards she showed up with to greet the Doctor looked pretty damn cockless.

But she was so charming, nobody minded.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

There was a bit in...Meat? I think? When Ianto laid the smackdown on some evil guy.

And I thought it was basically the hottest ever.

[tencrush]

Yeah, when he tasered those two guys like a motherfucking hardass? I had to go and *ahem* have a private moment. And the show wasn't even over. I missed the denouement.

[off_coloratura]

Yeah, I blinked and replayed that scene several times because it appeared they had just FILMED MY FANTASY.

[tencrush]

Bastards. They do actually seem to have filmed quite a lot of my fantasies on the Ianto front this year. Like the bit where he's a manwhore, and a hardass ninja.

[off_coloratura]

That look he gives Jack after "I don't know what you're talking about"... I had been waiting for two seasons of Torchwood for that look. If I had the means would be happy to hire GDL to stand around all day and give me that look on demand.

[tencrush]

*goes off for another private moment*
Guh. Yeah.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Yes, its very un-PC and Ianto says that as a punishment, you'll need to referee naked hide & seek for the next week.

[tencrush]

I like to imagine that Jack cheats by getting naked, but then just not really actually hiding very well, much to Ianto's annoyance.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've been jotting down some notes for a fanfic that I'll probably never write but in my version, Jack gets totally naked and then just displays himself in various poses in the Hub in plain view.

[tencrush]

Yeah, we think very much alike on that one, then. I figured the only way you can really cheat at hide and seek is to just not hide.

[off_coloratura]

Cheating At Hide And Seek, Method #1: Peek while counting and the other person is hiding.

I've done this myself, though not at naked hide and seek, mind you.

No other way, my ass.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Yep!!!! :-)

[justinej.livejournal.com]

Realistically speaking, when doesn't this guy look hot?

[jamesie-boy.livejournal.com]

HELLS NO IT AIN'T! *finds it hot too* :D

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

uh no cause it's hot and he's hot and yeah...
*goes back to gutter*

I hope you don't mind that I added you as a friend. I love reading your stuff. I just read the post from GDL's birthday and Ianto theory and all the comments from it. It was a great read.


Nicole

[baby-werewolf.livejournal.com]

really really hot is kind of standard, considering who it is...

Why is it not PC? *brain got stuck at GUH*