Gah, fandom!!

[tencrush]

Enough already, I'll meme that meme that's doing the rounds...

ASK ME ANYTHING NONFANNISH. And I'll strive to answer truthfully. Unless I don't want to. In which case I won't. ANYTHING AT ALL.

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[tencrush]

Well, I'll remember that in future. Though obviously that's far less fun.

I've put her away now in her Davros contraption. She's so cute I want to eat her fayce. People say she looks exactly like me and I worry that my desire to eat her fayce is some sort of weird narcissistic thing.

[off_coloratura]

I thought fayce-eating was just a natural mommy reaction, or indeed the reaction of any ordinary person confronted with unbelievable cuteness.

Davros contraption?

[tencrush]

Oh, you know, one of those walker things that you hang their butts in and then they jiggle around on six wheels shouting at you and running over the cats' tails.

[off_coloratura]

Oh yes. I thought because babies got sleepy after they ate, that it was some sort of weird bed-type device.

[tencrush]

She's NEVER sleepy. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours at a stretch for six months now. Which is probably why I'm going slightly loopy at the moment.

[off_coloratura]

SIX MONTHS?! Good lord, woman. Give the kid some drugs and get a decent night's sleep!