[an apology]

[tencrush]

I'm sorry. I'll stop making fat jokes about Ianto. Or, at least, I shall attempt to go an entire week without making any lard related comments whatsoever. He's lovely. And there's plenty of him to go round.

That wasn't a fat joke, honest. Now, if I'd said "there's plenty of him to go round. And round. And round," that would have been a fat joke. See the difference?

As you were.

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[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I am not offended, but now I am going to eat ice-cream to get MOAR FAT.

[tencrush]

I've never claimed to be exceptionally thin myself, but then I have shot two brats out of my girlbits so I feel I have something of an excuse to not be as svelte as I used to be. I love Ianto, as well you know, and I actually find it quite endearing that Gareth's obviously done that whole clichéd thing that bit part actors who get their first regular gig and income do, and spend it all on pies and beer, and, more than likely, skunk.

I just feel bed about spending the better part of a year saying that Gareth was the sort of guy I wanted to take home and feed cake. Like I was tempting fate somehow.

[tencrush]

See? If you ever needed proof that I jest in the most affectionate way possible, then there it is in that freudian typing slip up there. "Bed", LOL.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

You psychically fed him cake. He will get wider and wider until you no longer desire him.


Ice-cream was nice, btw.