I've never claimed to be exceptionally thin myself, but then I have shot two brats out of my girlbits so I feel I have something of an excuse to not be as svelte as I used to be. I love Ianto, as well you know, and I actually find it quite endearing that Gareth's obviously done that whole clichéd thing that bit part actors who get their first regular gig and income do, and spend it all on pies and beer, and, more than likely, skunk.

I just feel bed about spending the better part of a year saying that Gareth was the sort of guy I wanted to take home and feed cake. Like I was tempting fate somehow.