WAIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

[tencrush]

Here's a thing that's been brought to my attention:



Why does Chris Evans do a two-fingered Disney point?


Like, always...










Admittedly, I've always been too distracted by his arms to notice this until off_coloratura pointed it out to me, but now I can't see past it. Did you work at Disneyland, Chris? Explain this fuckery to me.

Comments

[tencrush]

Gah, of course. I look at this one every day. So cute.

[off_coloratura]

Oh, look, more, though it's casual:

[tencrush]

AHA, see? That's a casual Chris Evans point, not an acting choice. It's his own, personal pointing style that his mother told him was polite.

Also, I needed an example where his torso was on display, so thank you.

[off_coloratura]

[tencrush]

Again, I am way too distracted by the size of his arms to look at anything else.

[off_coloratura]

And his TINY WAIST. HOW IS IT SO TINY.

[tencrush]

Ahhgod his proportions. And his goofy dork face. No. I can't anymore. It's too much.