WAIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

[tencrush]

Here's a thing that's been brought to my attention:



Why does Chris Evans do a two-fingered Disney point?


Like, always...










Admittedly, I've always been too distracted by his arms to notice this until off_coloratura pointed it out to me, but now I can't see past it. Did you work at Disneyland, Chris? Explain this fuckery to me.

Comments

[off_coloratura]

Maybe he does it that way because it's not polite to point with one finger.

[tencrush]

But he's an ACTOR, you'd expect some degree of pointing versatility. This must be deeply ingrained in his psyche.

[off_coloratura]

Well, to be fair:

[tencrush]

Find me one example where he's not wearing them Cap gloves and pointing with one finger and I'll agree with you.

[off_coloratura]

Hang on a sec, he's gotta clean off his pointin' finger:


From Street Kings:

[off_coloratura]

And out of character:

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

This is 1 and a half:

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

He's a very versatile actor.

[tencrush]

You're just posting gratuitous pictures now, admit it.

I am finding the two finger point sexy for some reason. I find arbitrary things Chris Evans does hot.

[off_coloratura]

I think it's sexy too, actually. In Push it was especially suggestive.

[off_coloratura]

GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO POST PICTURES OF CHRIS EVANS. JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING EXCUSE.

[tencrush]

That Teen Movie one reminds me of this:

[off_coloratura]

He's so fucking adorable.

[tencrush]

This has just turned into The Many Hand Gestures Of Chris Evans, hasn't it?

[off_coloratura]

That FF is my all-time favorite. Oh yes, Chris, I AM imagining it everywhere.

[tencrush]

His physique in FF was way hotter than the pumped Cap one. I'm probably biased because Chest Hair, but still.

[off_coloratura]

I do like him with Cap-length hair, though. Those buzz cuts don't do him any favors.

[tencrush]

Yeah. But he was damn near perfect in FF2.

[off_coloratura]

Mmm, steamy.

[tencrush]

The idea that even when giving orders, in the middle of a crisis, Cap would still point with two fingers because it's POLITE fills me with indescribable glee and fuzzy feelings.

[off_coloratura]

Yes, that is adorable. It also might be a military thing, but while that explains Cap and Jensen it doesn't explain the others.