tencrush: (thud)
tencrush ([personal profile] tencrush) wrote2009-06-26 04:14 pm

I've just seen Ianto's helmet. (Wait, do Americans actually get "helmet" jokes or not? Hmmm.)

Random observation: I'm the first thing that comes up if you Google the words "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "cock". Let's keep it that way, folks. (Oh, alright, if you must know, I Googled those words SOLELY to test my theory that my LJ would be the first thing that came up. NO OTHER REASON THAN THAT, GUV. Honest.)

Speaking of which:


IS THAT A BIG GUN???


Lol. There's something so awkward and bizarre about all of this year's promos. I can't quite put my finger on it. The amount of OMGHUGEGUNS is disturbing me, though. I'm sensing a theme. Guns and slime. Maybe it's a Ghostbusters tribute or something.

Anyway, it bugs me that I can l33tly type my way around the BBC Torchwood site and find the ACCESS UNDENIED version of this picture:


But NOT of this one:


I mean, not that I have a fetish for hard hats or anything, but still. Well, okay, maybe a bit. Oh alright, look, I just have a Thing For Hats, generally. So shoot me already.

EDIT: THANK YOU [livejournal.com profile] venusinchains!

What a fetching helmet.


The smirk in this picture says to me "I killed a man for this outfit." With my big gun, obviously.


Anyway, just to keep up my Google-fu, let's all take a moment to think about GDL's penis and then get on with our daily lives.

See? Don't you feel better now?


Ah. As someone just pointed out, I am also the first thing that comes up if you Google "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "pie". Sorry about that, babe. I did it out of love. "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "penis" only gets me a fourth place mention. Arse.

ext_3690: Ianto Jones says, "Won't somebody please think of the children?!?" (innuendo)

[identity profile] robling-t.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That first pic is all, Gwen's going "ZOMG BIG ALIEN WE MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE," and Ianto going "ZOMG BIG ALIEN WHERE?", and Jack going "ZOMG BIG... Hi, Captain Jack Harkness..." :) (Srsly, is so his "...I might hit that, yeah," face, Y/Y?)

[identity profile] beathen.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! You capture their personalities perfectly! :D

[identity profile] meleth.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that as if he has multiple facial expressions.

[identity profile] meleth.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sha'n't.

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
BWA

... shit, I've just worked out what they're doing in the construction worker photo (and it's not the YMCA dance).
ext_3690: Ianto Jones says, "Won't somebody please think of the children?!?" (children)

[identity profile] robling-t.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
While Gwen and Rhys are making their "SERIOUS RESOLUTE ZOMFG" faces, and Ianto is clearly thinking, "He works haaard for the money, do-doo, do-doo..." :)