I've just seen Ianto's helmet. (Wait, do Americans actually get "helmet" jokes or not? Hmmm.)

[tencrush]

Random observation: I'm the first thing that comes up if you Google the words "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "cock". Let's keep it that way, folks. (Oh, alright, if you must know, I Googled those words SOLELY to test my theory that my LJ would be the first thing that came up. NO OTHER REASON THAN THAT, GUV. Honest.)

Speaking of which:


IS THAT A BIG GUN???


Lol. There's something so awkward and bizarre about all of this year's promos. I can't quite put my finger on it. The amount of OMGHUGEGUNS is disturbing me, though. I'm sensing a theme. Guns and slime. Maybe it's a Ghostbusters tribute or something.

Anyway, it bugs me that I can l33tly type my way around the BBC Torchwood site and find the ACCESS UNDENIED version of this picture:


But NOT of this one:


I mean, not that I have a fetish for hard hats or anything, but still. Well, okay, maybe a bit. Oh alright, look, I just have a Thing For Hats, generally. So shoot me already.

EDIT: THANK YOU venusinchains!

What a fetching helmet.


The smirk in this picture says to me "I killed a man for this outfit." With my big gun, obviously.


Anyway, just to keep up my Google-fu, let's all take a moment to think about GDL's penis and then get on with our daily lives.

See? Don't you feel better now?


Ah. As someone just pointed out, I am also the first thing that comes up if you Google "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "pie". Sorry about that, babe. I did it out of love. "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "penis" only gets me a fourth place mention. Arse.

Comments

[mslauren2930.livejournal.com]

what if you Google Gareth's name and pie? and that picture makes up for that Ianto "Damsels in Distress" fic thing/whatever I saw yesterday. thank you for brightening up the end of my week!

[tencrush]

Yes. Also first place. I have made a note above, thank you.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

That first pic of yours (and the other one on the BBC site that looks very much like it) have me picturing "Charlie's Angels." :P (The Doctor would be Charlie, of course. But then Jack might have to be Bosley. :/ It's not a perfect fit.)

Your "access denied" pic is available here: http://the-medusa-cascade.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=472&pos=10 (But maybe not at the size BBC offers? I'm not sure.)

[tencrush]

Ah, I hadn't seen those. Thank you!

[spartan-117.livejournal.com]

Thankyou for the link.

[cirrocumulus.livejournal.com]

The main thing that bothers me about the promos is that Ianto has that little scratch on his cheek in all of them. I just hope that scratch won't be there for the entire season because I can imagine a detail like that might get kind of distracting after four episodes.

Or maybe it's just me and most non-insane people won't be bothered by it. I'm the kind of person who's very easily distracted if a person's hair or makeup is wonky on the TV so I was thinking about this.

[tencrush]

Judging from the stills it's in every episode.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

That scratch is actually his new tattoo of an ancient Celtic rune for "sick badass motherfucker".

I think it quite becomes him.

[holliemke.livejournal.com]

lol - i think 'sick badass mf' fits GDL perfectly

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Twin Peaks gave me a bit of a fetish for the cheekbone ouchie.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Big angry gunz a-flyin'.



I always do enjoy a good look at those legs, but DAMN that looks uncomfortable. Harness around hips and waist is my guess? Ow ow ow. Bet it was super fun though.

[tencrush]

O_o I'm obviously missing the most lolworthy pics by means of internetstupidity.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

You'd have to spend some time at the Who forum and its replacement, and I doubt you want to.

The wank runs high. I sort of hold my nose and scroll through really quickly for pictures.

[tencrush]

God, no, I hardly ever go anywhere anymore, which is why I'm missing all the good stuff.

[kelspots.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what your flist is for? :)

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

OMFG THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE GWEN ONE

HOWLS OF DERISIVE LAUGHTER BRUCE

[robling-t.livejournal.com]

That first pic is all, Gwen's going "ZOMG BIG ALIEN WE MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE," and Ianto going "ZOMG BIG ALIEN WHERE?", and Jack going "ZOMG BIG... Hi, Captain Jack Harkness..." :) (Srsly, is so his "...I might hit that, yeah," face, Y/Y?)

[tencrush]

I'd say that's a definite Y.

Space slut.

[beathen.livejournal.com]

LOL! You capture their personalities perfectly! :D

[meleth.livejournal.com]

You say that as if he has multiple facial expressions.

[tencrush]

*PTTHPTPTTHTH*
Stop making me laugh this hard.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Sha'n't.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

BWA

... shit, I've just worked out what they're doing in the construction worker photo (and it's not the YMCA dance).

[tencrush]

They're just driving a tractor through a Welsh field.

[robling-t.livejournal.com]

While Gwen and Rhys are making their "SERIOUS RESOLUTE ZOMFG" faces, and Ianto is clearly thinking, "He works haaard for the money, do-doo, do-doo..." :)

[snakeling]

In that last picture, he looks about as young as in the first episode, which is just weird. (time-travelling!GDL?)

[meleth.livejournal.com]

All the pics are very high-contrast, "my l33t is pasted on" this season. Also, I don't like to see anybody with a weapon that large looking that freaked-out and helpless. Also, Ianto looks like one of those people who holds babies awkwardly in case they break. Not generally, I mean, just in that photo.

[jo02]

That last photo is quiet nice, except for Gwen's big method-acting face dominating it.
I don't suppose you could use your photo-shop skills and replace her face with a kitten-face for me?

I too immediately googled GDL and pie to see where you were *g*

And the first pic? Charlie's Angels tribute of course. Which is very apt when it's our gay boys and their annoyingly persistent fag hag.

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

Ohh lovely pictures :)

and I'll have to google those phrases now, just cause :D


Nicole