Some call it bitchery, I call it a much-needed reality smack. Or counter-wank, if you will. If people can't handle your awesome, then you don't need to play with them.

I can handle your awesome. Bring it, babe.

And the world needs your Epic Ianto Meta. In fact, now that I know that such a thing exists in your brain, I will not rest easy until I have seen it shown forth into the world.