I'm wrong in the head.

[tencrush]

It's wrong of me to just be pausing through this new trailer, cursing the fact that there's not enough Ianto in it for me to properly assess the pie situation?

Actually, that wasn't hugely spoilery, was it? I didn't actually learn any more than I already learned from the set reports. The production values look quite good, but I'm sensing a frisson of shite in there somewhere, mostly coming from John Barrowman's facial expressions. Oh, and Ianto gets to have man on man kissing AND exposition dumping with his sister (I'm assuming that was his sister) who thinks he's a civil servant? Pardon me while I tick off the appropriate "impending death" boxes over here. If out of those "two and three" who got away, Ianto is indeed "three" and not "two", than he's definitely dead by the end of the episode. I would actually find it hugely entertaining if it turned out that Ianto was "two", I really don't know why. In fact, I think the question of which one is two and which is three is going to be my biggest thing when watching this. I get the feeling I may need the distraction. So, yeah. There's children and explosions. Wooo... big news.

Still no clue about when the hell it's on, though. Arsewipes.

Comments

[kelspots.livejournal.com]

There's a distinct lack of Ianto, and much Jack. Hasn't anyone told them we all decided Ianto was the star of the show?

[tencrush]

I think they missed that memo and killed him off. We should have done it in bold Comic Sans and hung it by the coffee machine.

[ionlylurkhere.livejournal.com]

For some reason I assumed the "three/two" thing was "we are noobs and think we got Jack". Which isn't to say they might not anyone else somewhere later down the line.

DAMMIT BBC WE NEED PIENALYSIS.

[off_coloratura]

NOOO IANTO LIVES AND THERE ARE RAINBOWS AND KITTENS

I really hope if he dies it's not solely to give Jack angst. Don't you dare make him the woobie to the end.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

NO BUT THEN THEY HAVE JACK PRISONER AND GIVE HIM A MUD BATH

OR SOMETHING

WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHHHHHHEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

If Ianto dies, I shall eat my hat. That would be silly.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

IANTO GOES TO THE RAINBOW BRIDGE LOL

[off_coloratura]

OMG now I need a picture of Ianto like this.

[tencrush]

I'm on it, don't worry.

[off_coloratura]

HOORAY

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

He definitely doesn't have his waify series-one figure, but he looks less...puffy than he did in series two. Maybe it's the way he's lit? The makeup? I don't know, but I like it.

[jo02]

From all the set pics that were doing the rounds months ago Ianto looked really hot.

But during the nano-second of man-snogging I thought of you (now who's wrong in the head?) and I thought from what I could see of Ianto's face he did look slightly pie-affected.
I'm hoping it was just a not-very-flattering angle instead.

I prefer them to be thinking of Ianto as 'three' and therefore maybe less of a threat. Under-estimated Ianto is the most dangerous thing on the planet, and may just save his life.

[tencrush]

Just ignore the hands, I'm not a miracle worker.

[tigercheetah.livejournal.com]

I thought the amount of Ianto in the trailer was just about ok, though I could have done with more obviously. :) Nice to see a clip of him and his sister having a quiet chat in a park.

Gareth effectively said in his BBC Norfolk intreview - the audio one, not the written one - that Ianto "especially" has a lot more to do, so I'm not worried.

Still worried about the death rumour though.

[off_coloratura]

WOOHOO!

I suppose it's kinda hard to find pics of him looking giddy; here he's more "Are you DONE PHOTOSHOPPING ME ON A FUCKING UNICORN ALREADY" but then, that is totally how Ianto would react. And the hands don't bother me.

Brilliance.

[tencrush]

I, too, thought he looked fine in the set reports and now I'm sensing PIE again. Is that really television cameras for you???

[tencrush]

"Are you DONE PHOTOSHOPPING ME ON A FUCKING UNICORN ALREADY"
Yeah, that's the look I was going for. I couldn't find a picture of him looking happy on my hard drive, and god knows it's quite full.

[off_coloratura]

I keep looking at it and giggling, so clearly it's done its job.

[tencrush]

I should do more photoshopping, really. Maybe I shall try to counter the shitty manip quota in TW fandom with photshop crack.

[tigercheetah.livejournal.com]

""Is that really television cameras for you?""

Yes it is.

I think we paid too much attention to Gareth's underweight appearance in series 1 and now that he's 2 years away from turning 30, we have to face the fact that he's starting to lose his youthful puppiness. Funnily enough, even though Eve is thin and has a great bum, she also looks a little bigger around the face.

[off_coloratura]

PLEASE. DO THIS.

[tencrush]

The problem with that is, I want to do a specific picture first and it requires me finding an adequate source image of two men fucking from a specific angle and that google search is quite a depressing and eye-hurting one, I can tell you. But I won't rest until I've made crack porn. After that, the unicorns.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

You are awesome. That is the best thing I've seen all week.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i think the one that is 'dead' is jack - he gets all explodey with the hub... that skinless screaming corpse? yeah that's jack
(is just my opinioon - have no actual knowledge)

[nikki4noo.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Ianto gets to have man on man kissing AND exposition dumping with his sister (I'm assuming that was his sister) who thinks he's a civil servant? Pardon me while I tick off the appropriate "impending death" boxes over here.

Just a little problems with this theory. That scene is from episode two with Ianto and Rhiannon and we know from spoiler pics (with the clapper board information) that Ianto is in episodes three, four and five. So nope, no Ianto dying in episode two. Unless he does an Owen and comes back from the dead...

Kel is right; "one" is most definitely Jack and that lovely 'naked' corpse is Jack. JB did say he gets naked in s3 and can't get more naked than a skinless creature!

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Hm. That looks like a desperate 'we're all about to die' kiss. Interesting how last series I wanted to see that but now I take it for a bad omen.