To cheer myself up... IANTO!

[tencrush]

A few people have pointed me at the soon to be released Ianto doll. I have a few suggestions...

No, not THOSE sorts of suggestions. Though I'm sure I could find some sort of use for a vibrating Ianto doll, yes. But let's move past that and look at Ianto:



Ianto. And a gun.

Compare and contrast Ianto And A Gun with Captain John:



That's more like it. Captain John with a gun, various holsters, realistic belts, sword and what looks to be even a wrist communicator! He's got so many detailed extras, it warrants a BIGGER PICTURE over at scificollector. WHAT THE FUCK??

So here's my suggestion:



I'd say this is the least we can ask for, surely. Gun, hockey stick, stopwatch, optional wardrobe extras of two ties and a unit cap, and, of course, a tasty, tasty pie.

MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE.

Comments

[wiley-nilly.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll pay extra for the second one. Where's the order form? ;->

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[halftime1030.livejournal.com]

OMG I *adore* your icon!! ;-)

[alba17.livejournal.com]

That's from beggar_always. It made me laugh.

[halftime1030.livejournal.com]

Think we should start a petition for the extras? ;-)

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Hee!

They're actually better than I expected they'd be. I want them both so I can squish them together and make kissy noises.

Brilliant!!

[phaedra4real.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you are not in charge. Brilliant ideas. Very fitting as well. Thank you for my Saturday morning laugh.

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

This is too hilarious. I even sent the link to a few friends. I did have to explain the pie, though.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

What the heck! All he gets is a gun? At least Ianto finally gets an action figure. I love your extras.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

All Torchwood action figures should be anatomically correct and bendy.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I'd buy it. Even if the extras were doubling the price. Do I get an extra coffee machine?

[jo02]

Ha ha - pie - that's made my morning, thank you!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

yep, yours is WAY better
also, why is John's sword all... leopard print?

[louisema.livejournal.com]

*begs Santa for an Ianto doll (with extras) in Christmas stocking this year, despite being too old for both Santa and a stocking*.

I'd like to second the coffee machine suggestion. Also, please can he have a stun gun?!

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

John's got a package, too. Considering (as we well know) that Ianto's is much, much bigger, it seems remiss to have his trousers so flat.

They've done a great job with his feline eyes. rowr.

[tencrush]

Maybe we could add that in the petition for the extras. Please to be adding hockey stick and pie and recast your mold to accurately reflect the size of Ianto's cock.

[tildathebuilder.livejournal.com]

OMG! I'd buy that

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

What flavour pie? My purchase money is decided on this point.

[tencrush]

Beef and ale.