Fine, here I am. PIE STATUS: MEH, bordering on porky.

[tencrush]

Just because you're all bitching on me about not posting a picture of myself, here I am. I'm not embarrassed to show myself on the interwebs. Pie status: The days when I could blame it on breastfeeding and pregnancy passed about four months ago when I stopped breastfeeding. Any residual porkiness is down to Ben, Jerry and Bacardi. And sitting on the sofa watching Bonekickers instead of doing any actual exercise. And don't start on me not doing ironing, because ironing counts as exercise and therefore I don't actually do it. The shirt's supposed to look like that. Oh, and my legs aren't quite this thin and my breasts aren't quite this large, there's a bit of an angle thing going on there. Are we done now?

Comments

[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

There is nothing meh about you, particularly not with the "i'm happy and whatcha gonna DO 'bout it, biyatch?" expression on your face.

[tencrush]

Yeah, man, fuck it, I'm 34 next week, I figure if I'm not happy with my body by now, it's just never going to happen. :)