Fine, here I am. PIE STATUS: MEH, bordering on porky.

[tencrush]

Just because you're all bitching on me about not posting a picture of myself, here I am. I'm not embarrassed to show myself on the interwebs. Pie status: The days when I could blame it on breastfeeding and pregnancy passed about four months ago when I stopped breastfeeding. Any residual porkiness is down to Ben, Jerry and Bacardi. And sitting on the sofa watching Bonekickers instead of doing any actual exercise. And don't start on me not doing ironing, because ironing counts as exercise and therefore I don't actually do it. The shirt's supposed to look like that. Oh, and my legs aren't quite this thin and my breasts aren't quite this large, there's a bit of an angle thing going on there. Are we done now?

Comments

[mellacita.livejournal.com]

People are bitching about the pie status? Eh, whatever. I find it hilarious and my personal pie status is "red alert, danger Will Robinson!"

GDL himself talked about his swollen gut and going to the gym when he found out about Adrift and he tells people now about his trainer and going to the gym so I doubt it is lost on him.

Also, you are very cute regardless of your pie status. Just like GDL.

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

There is no way you are bordering on Porky.

You are very pretty :)


Nicole

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistles*

i second the notion that the ben and jerry diet plus the bonekickers exercise regimen are doing marvellous things for your figure. to be keeping it up, please. :)

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

Just re-read and you said your shirt is wrinkled? I don't see it but it is the material of the shirt that it is supposed to be like that.


Nicole

[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

There is nothing meh about you, particularly not with the "i'm happy and whatcha gonna DO 'bout it, biyatch?" expression on your face.

[off_coloratura]

Lookin' good, missy. One-leg-bent-hands-on-hips pose FTW!

[tencrush]

LOL, it's so flattering, though.

[tencrush]

Yeah, man, fuck it, I'm 34 next week, I figure if I'm not happy with my body by now, it's just never going to happen. :)