I can't shake the mental image of RTD rubbing his hands together and cackling with glee. He would so go there and then accuse us of being 'ming-mongs'. I don't even know what the hell a ming-mong is, so why do I always assume he's directing it at me?

I don't actually believe they would do it, but I'm just preparing myself for the worst. I would love love love if he was gone for some reason or another, just as long as he came back.

Emergency plan of action as decided by jo02 and seize:

1) Burn this place down
2) Storm BBC Wales
3) Write an epic AU season 3 and wait for the fans turned off by the actual show to come wandering in our direction.