I'm kind of secretly hoping Ianto's been using Jack as a sex toy ALL ALONG. I'm putting money on Friday's episode showing us they've been at it like bunnies since the day they met. AND THEN I WILL DREDGE UP MY POLL IN TORCHWOODCOFFEE WHERE I SAID THEY WERE FUCKING ALL ALONG AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME. AND I WILL POINT. AND LAUGH. LOUDLY!!!

Went a bit capslocked there, but you get the gist.