Nah, I'm in a mood today. I'd probably answer anything pretty much truthfully right now and not give a shit. And offer up completely random nuggets such as the fact that I'm typing this one-handed as we speak due to the fact that I have a child latched to my tit.

Oh, and also, I am hugely computer savvy but wouldn't know how to do that screening thing if you paid me. Well, no, that's not true, if you paid me I'd go and find out for ya, I'm the go-to gal in that respect.

Top or bottom, then?