LOL

[tencrush]

Why are Torchwood promo pics always pasteded together? It's always highly skilled photoshoppery, but photoshoppery nonetheless...





Anyways, hasn't Martha got a lovely arse? And isn't she well-dressed?

I love how this picture is making everyone ship Martha/Tosh when Martha is quite clearly the most heterosexual member Team Torchwood will ever have known and it is obviously telling us that I am right in predicting Martha/Ianto because, well, just because I am right and it's all so obvious it's like being hit over the head with a rusty hammer and if I'm wrong I'll eat my own shoes.

Oh, and Jack's hair? See, that's why Jack/Ianto was never meant to be.

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[tencrush]

That's the best and most in depth analysis I've read of this photo so far. Thank you for your insight.

I believe this photo was taken just before Owen went outside and got hit by all those falling rocks.

Ianto should stick to burgundy simply because my loins say so.

And that holster just WINS, it gives me chuckles every time I look at it. Sometimes I only have to think about it with my brain and it makes me smile happily to myself with its wrongness.

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

Well I've managed to pissfart my way through a whole two hours of workless worktime and still have 20 mins to go. *eyes clock*

I vote for anything falling on Owen. Voles, airplanes, mosquitoes loaded with West Nile Virus... I'd like him more if he just didn't look like an animatronic robot.

Hm. Perhaps I'm trying too hard on the holster thing. I have a personal squick for pancake holsters, and it's perfectly unfounded. I have no idea why. I shall try to shove it in the "quaint Jackism" category.
Jack's tactical stance makes me facepalm just as hard - I crack up every time he draws up on someone. With all the flailing. Lord, I want to maul him just to shift it a bit here and there and remind him about precision and of motion and efficiency. And remind him that sometimes... a cigar really is a cigar.