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tencrush ([personal profile] tencrush) wrote2014-04-01 11:57 am

Shawarma

Still my favourite Avengers scene, more so now that I know Cap's sitting like that because Evans was doing Snowpiercer at the time and had a pasteded out beard.

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It's like, Avengers, with the added bonus of Chris Evans' beard being in it. May start a petition to have the beard featured in Cap3.

YEAH FINE BEARDY CHRIS DOES IT FOR ME OKAY???

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Though, to be fair, the picture above is accompanied in my head by Eric Cartman shouting "BEEFCAAAKE!" at me.

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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS WONDERING about that pose in the shawarma scene!

He looks SO MUCH like another actor in the below pic and I just can't place it. It's driving me nuts.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryan Gosling? Noah Wyle!
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I rewatched the shawarma scene and I'm damned if I can see any trace of beard. He shifts his hand a couple times, and there's some right ear/cheek area that's constantly exposed. Did they digitally fix it?
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor baby.

Found this and laughed my ass off. Copperbadge is SO RIGHT.
Edited 2014-04-01 13:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeremy Renner said he looked like his face was melting, or that he'd been stung by bees. :)
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You have made me watch What's Your Number. I hope you're happy.

Because I am. Naked-but-for-dish-towel Chris Evans in the first five minutes. Rowr.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
He's got a young Alec Baldwin vibe in What's Your Number. AND THAT'S WHO HE REMINDS ME OF IN THAT PIC.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
There was some stubble.

It is young Alec Baldwin, though, isn't it? It totally is.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Because we're dirty old women?
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm watching Fantastic Four now. YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME. YOU AND YOUR BEARDED CHRIS EVANS.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
He can grow another one, darlin'. And we always have the photos from the latest press junket.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
From what I've seen in trailers his big thing is jumping from impossible heights and rolling when he lands and being absolutely fine.

I liked Ruffalo too, and Hawkeye could use some development. They've also got two new ones, so I understand why it'd be Cap-light. Still :(
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
The CGI is also hysterical, especially for Mister Fantastic.

I remember enjoying FF the first time I saw it but feeling like it probably wouldn't hold up to a rewatch. It's been nine years, I can stand a mediocre film for the sake of Chris Evans.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently Evans also does gymnastics. Because he wasn't awesome enough.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I like it.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... he does that. Damn it.

When the fuck is that movie coming out? Thank god for tumblr.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not if going again is gonna make you keep posting pictures of his ass.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MADE ME WATCH WHAT'S MY NUMBER.

I call it even.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Suuuure you didn't.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he's such a baby in FF, and also all bro-ish and thrillseeking.

Maybe the beard grew him up enough in your eyes.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of the movie?
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad he got his ribcage stomped in.

I MAY have been spoiled for SHIELD, it was some guy who claimed to know the direction it was headed, and I hope it's not the case, but we'll see.
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[personal profile] off_coloratura 2014-04-02 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Looked up the Lemurian Star - it's in the movie preview clips, so I feel relatively unspoiled, and very amused. Poor Agent Sitwell.