From all the set pics that were doing the rounds months ago Ianto looked really hot.

But during the nano-second of man-snogging I thought of you (now who's wrong in the head?) and I thought from what I could see of Ianto's face he did look slightly pie-affected.
I'm hoping it was just a not-very-flattering angle instead.

I prefer them to be thinking of Ianto as 'three' and therefore maybe less of a threat. Under-estimated Ianto is the most dangerous thing on the planet, and may just save his life.