I'll keep an eye out for you. If only I were back in Chicago; they've undoubtedly got LOADS of crap.

That ad = HAWT. Did husbands really commonly spank their wives Back Then? Not in a sexy way, but for punishment, like kids? DAYUM.

ETA: By Back Then I meant in the time of that ad, and really I should have known better than to ask. One google search and several sites on Christian Domestic Discipline has me all shaky, and not in a good way. Women have demons in them! It's up to Perfect Man to correct her and stop that nasty bad habit of daring to believe that she's equal to him! BARF.