Hmm, I see Jack as the one with the braces/suspenders on (and ARGYLE socks?), spanking the bad Ianto for his choice of coffee all while Ianto is multitasking by fashionably holding himself up and rubbing Jack's back. "I'm sorry, si-*whap*-ir. Please teach me a les-*whap*-son. My lesson's a little higher than that. Oh yes..."

What? Oh, sorry, I got carried away. Or, yes, it'd be quite hot (and possibly more realistic) in reverse since we all know Ianto is really the top.

Would a photoshop be breaking tencrush's rule of no manips? For humor's sake, I think that rule could be broken.