One day, maybe I'll get that fic where they have a cuddle afterwards and one of them strokes the other's hair and the other one says "Could you not do that? Your fingers smell like my butt."

Now that's the detail I wish more fic writers would pay attention to. And could I just add, "Euw".

"May I put my cock up your arse in a non-accidental fashion?"

*stifled giggles*

this-is-the-slash-equivalent-of-vaginal-intercourse

No! Surely not.