I think you'll find, if you read back, that nobody's bitching about his weight, we're just having a bit of fun over-scrutinising some photos of a dude we'd all DESPERATELY LIKE TO FUCK.

Like I've said before, if I were Gareth, I think I'd be less worried about my lame pie jokes, and rather more worried by my seemingly obsessive and growing fascination with his cock.

Wait, are you trying to get me onto fandom_wank? Go on, you can tell me.