I've never judged Gareth solely by his looks, I've made no secret of the fact that I think he's a fucking awesome talent, and in fact I have on more than one occasion claimed that he's singlehandedly responsible for this show's popularity.

And the pie thing's a joke and an excuse for me to stare at photos and mention his penis as often as I humanly can.

And yeah, I'd find it totally acceptable, if it was a good natured pie watch. But only if he mentioned her vagina a lot. And what he'd like to do to it.