Sorry if you've heard this before -- I only skimmed the comments -- but how on Earth are you getting nothing but "handjobs" and "shallow sexxings and innuendo" from the onscreen Jack/Ianto? Not just nothing but "unambiguously" nothing? The first J/I scene of the second series was the 'I came back for you', the second was the date scene, the third was the Sleeper banter, the fourth (that I can remember off the top of my head) was the TtLM kiss, the fifth was the Adam stuff, and so on.

Your problem with the BBCA blogs is based on the fact that they're not giving us enough meaningful J/I onscreen, and are somehow trying to make up for it by giving us it in the blog (and this is wrong of them, somewhow, you lost me in the middle there) but they ARE giving us the J/I, it's just, you know, subtle and grownup (unlike the 'romantic' Gwen/Jack, which is blatant and juvenile).

Basically, my face right now: wtf?