I refuse to believe that Jack will actually *grope* without a come-on first.


He never, ever has. Ever. Whether it was John or real!Jack or Martha kissing him or Ianto in Fragments or what, Jack has NEVER actually started anything.

Not even in Doctor Who. His dancing with Rose was trading information in a way that looked like they were just talking while dancing. I pulled the same trick to gossip about friends at my high school prom.