TORCHWOOD: The Verdict

I've had some time to reflect upon Torchwood, I had a theory about Jackanto which has momentarily slipped my mind. I also have a theory about Ianto's Emo Rats which I may share at some point in the future.

So: All that really remains for me to say about series 1 of Torchwood is that there was nowhere near enough wank, speculation, discussion or indeed fanfiction about the OTP that is

JACK/HANDINJAR

WHY NOT? Why, people? Why did we not run with this like crazed monkeys on acid? Asplain yourselves.