'End of Torchwood would make me cry, mainly because there is no WAY they'll finish it satisfactorily.'
Yeah, but than I've always felt that their relationship has been unsatisfying; look at how much screen time Rhys/Gwen has gotten compared to Jack/Ianto.

'(or even, we'll have it CONFIRMED in the LAST EVER EPISODE, damn).'
Don't say that too loud, you might give RTD ideas.